DON’T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE” it sounded fun”. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES & ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE. FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?”oh bugger”
He used a longbow too.
when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes
There’s too much. Have a link!
He was also a surfer.
We must all aspire to be as “Mad” Jack Churchill
Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy.
how do people fall for someone and that person loves them back and they get together and they’re both in love like how the fuck does that happen
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
I AM A MERMAID!
eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke
my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
I still ship it
i ship the part that’s falling with the part that’s sinking
Welcome to Tumblr: where we’ll actually ship sinking ships.
^REBLOGED JUST FOR THAT COMMENT
Most tragic of the otps
Just look at how they’re being ripped apart
And there’s nothing they or anyone else can do to stop it
That iceberg was such a cockblock.
It all happened so fast. One second we were together, happy as ever, gliding over the water without a care in the world. The next we were being ripped apart, probably never to see each other again.
As the iceberg tore through me I knew this would be the end; of the passengers, mine, and the love of my life…my other half’s, lives.
“Anic!” I called out, as our boards slowly fell apart, tearing us away from each other one by one.
“Yes, Tit,” she cried, desperately. I could hear in her voice that she was trying to be strong, but just as we were as a whole, she was crumbling herself.
I felt myself being sucked into the water and I knew these would be our last words.
“I love you,” I whispered.
She couldn’t hear me over the screams and called out, asking me what I had said. But it was too late. I was going under.
I lost it at, “Yes, Tit.”
i just died twice
Welcome to tumblr
boys meowing soulfully
it took me 3 seconds to reblog this
so sick of hipster stuff on my dash, i don’t cARE ABOUT PICTURES OF CHILDREN STARING AT NOTHING LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF A PHOTO OF A KID STARING AT NOTHING omfG
Oh look, you took a black and white photo of a little boy in the park you must be so broody and mysterious.
What’s the point of the random kid staring at the sky?
I reblogged this, but I can’t remember why
LOL R U GUYS SERIOUS THEres a oh no wait i just scrolled back up it really is just a kid staring at nothing now im confused.
I mean I wonder what he could be looking at? a bird? a plane? SUPERMAN? It must be great though because he looks awfully interested in whatever is in the distance because obviously there’s nothing in front of him.
I know it’s Doctor Who, but I can’t remember why.
No seriously what the hell is this kid looking at
Usually it’s the Supernatural fandom that adds random .gifs